'A light hearted speech about an imaginary interview with the man who asks you for your daughter's hand in marriage.'

The Real McCoy Comments:
This is a 'good fun' speech where you tell everybody that you had an imaginary interview with your prospective son in law. And, of course you asked him all the traditional questions like 'what are your intentions?' etc. And, of course, no such imaginary interview would be complete without asking the inevitable ... 'how much do you love her? And, quick as a light, your future son in law would do something quite astonishing like pull out a full packet of Rollo from his pocket and say ...'do you see this full packet of Rollo?...... well I plan to eat every single one of them. And SHARE the very last one with your daughter. Beat that for love! huh!' The punchline at the very end of this interview always gets a big cheer!