'Noble' because no other club in the country would have me as their captain ... 'Honourable' because I guess that by the time the committee discovered their awful mistake in appointing me, they felt honour-bound to stick with their decision.' 

These two little opening comments will give you a 'flavour', as it were, of this witty little speech. It always gets a good laugh ... especially the story about how Father Alan managed to get his first, ever, hole-in-one!

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